Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Turning Back Tuesdays

Introducing: Last Saturday.

No, I don't have to turn the pages back very far for this little bitty. I was having Dude over this past Saturday, and felt a very strong urge to clean up my nether regions.

I don't wax, I don't use nasty nair...rather, I shave. I was extremely thorough and detailed (just in case...) and of COURSE I CUT MYSELF....in a VERY horrible place.

Now, I'm not a gorilla or anything, but I really really wanted to make sure I was groomed to perfection since it's been such a long time since anyone aside from myself and my battery operated toys have traveled south of the border.

Where exactly was the cut, you ask? Right by where my leg and bum meet each other, about an inch south of my yahoo. Fuck (no pun intended).

Needless to say, I spent Monday mostly sitting, and when I had to walk, I was a very slow mover. Hopefully my area will be feeling better sooner than later!!

2 comments:

Brian in Mpls said...

Thats why waxing is the only way to go

Mandy said...

I wax so I dont have to worry about things like cutting myself because lord knows I would. This story, made me laugh my ass off though. Seriously, though, that HAD to hurt.