- I popped my Vegas Cherry...and it was amazing
- I am still single
- I keep finding myself sexting with Alaska....even though my gut tells me I'm just keeping myself busy because I'm so damn lonely
- I'm now the parent of a school-aged child
- I am now using up six months of a free dating website because the first six months did not land me my "match"
- I'm extremely tempted to break my dry spell by sleeping with a married man, which makes me feel even more low for multiple reasons
- It's been so long since I've had sex that:
- My vibrator is sick of me
- I'm beginning to think I might be deemed a born again virgin
Care to weigh in?