Thursday, September 22, 2011

Hello World

A few updates since my last post:
  1. I popped my Vegas Cherry...and it was amazing
  2. I am still single
  3. I keep finding myself sexting with Alaska....even though my gut tells me I'm just keeping myself busy because I'm so damn lonely
  4. I'm now the parent of a school-aged child
  5. I am now using up six months of a free dating website because the first six months did not land me my "match"
  6. I'm extremely tempted to break my dry spell by sleeping with a married man, which makes me feel even more low for multiple reasons
  7. It's been so long since I've had sex that:
  • My vibrator is sick of me
  • I'm beginning to think I might be deemed a born again virgin
Care to weigh in?

1 comment:

doahleigh said...

I didn't love Vegas, but I'm glad you did! As for the sex... maybe not a married man, but is there someone else you could have a one night stand with? Just to keep up on things?